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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Susan Collins

A derogatory term for a woman who doesn’t stand up for sexism or sexual assault, especially against her own gender.
I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
by MojoMjolnir October 5, 2018
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Mike Colin

Under-appreciated musician/producer/songwriter from Denver, Colorado whose business manager, Paul Holmes, lied to Denver media in an attempt to ruin Mike's career. (See westword.com, Mike Colin RIP).
by T Douglas January 17, 2009
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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
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Sam Collins

An incredible YouTuber who makes videos calling out bigots. He is such an inspiration to the lgbtq+ community, especially those who are transgender. His content always makes my day.
Sam Collins is my favorite YouTuber and a transgender icon.
by HRS13472hellooo November 29, 2020
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collie

MARIJUANA... term used by rastafarians and jamaicans
i and i is gonna smoke some collie mon :)
by lootinandshootin December 17, 2006
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collie

Jamaican rastafarian slang for marijuana, typically used to describe a person with marijuana available for sale, as in collie man. Word origin is from East Indian migrant workers (also responsible for the slang ganja), who would invoke the name of East Indian goddess "Kali", in reference to femininity and potency. Note: marijuana's most-potent bit is the flower of an unpollinated female plant (sensimilla).
Mister collie man
Me want some herbs to smoke tonight
- Steel Pulse "Macka Splaff "
by marshmallow75 April 18, 2016
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