cockwonder

A person who is concerned about getting a penis in them all day everyday.

Hey Sam what’s wrong with you? Ohh nothing just being a cockwonder!

by Vibrant Rose January 25, 2025

Cockmonger

A promiscuous trader in cock, especially his own.

The carefree cockmonger sat legs apart on his beachchair watching the girls go past.

by Randy Lawford March 7, 2025

Cockbanger

To personally bang your own hand to physically pleasure yourself

What’s good twin I just got done doing a cockbanger

by Jiggatigga February 20, 2026

Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”

Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”

by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026

Cuckminder

An Indian guy who enjoys seeing his wife having sex with another guy and or guys

" My co-worker Raj asked me to bang his wife. He's a cuckminder"

by anonymous June 14, 2025

Aviation Cockmaster

The politically correct term for pilot, as coined by 2 the Ranting Gryphon and General Flying Fox. Stems from the terms aviation and cockpit.

Person A: "Dude, the pilot on that plane was a dick."

Person B: "Hey, uncool, they're called aviation cockmasters."

by vgmaster831 January 18, 2011

bamp commander

Person Who is of the highest authority

Julian N.: Felipe why are you such a mack...
Felipe: Call me Bamp Commander...
Julian: I am your bitch, Bamp Commander
Felipe: Aiightttttt Das rite.

by Lupe E January 20, 2011