Clumber

A horrendously botched pronunciation of cucumber

Fuck's sake I don't want any more clumber

by Steeeeve2 March 16, 2025

Clump and rump

You grab a handful of balls and pull to get rid of the itch

Dylan- “what the fuck are you doing”
Logan-“itching my balls”

Dylan-“are you using the pinch and roll?”
Logan-“no gang im using clump and rump ©”

by Pepperxp April 26, 2025

Clumbunga

An exceptionally difficult essay question in an Edexcel A-Level Politics examination. Often written with unnecessarily lengthy wording.

'Evaluate the view that different presidents experience very different levels of power as a result of the factors affecting presidential power', what a clumbunga!

by bigupthaclumbungi69 June 7, 2025

Clumping Out

Crashing out or going into a fit of rage due to the opposite gender teasing you and not going all the way with you.

"dude she kept making these advances but when i wanted to do stuff, she said she did not want to....im clumping out dude"

by perception of null June 9, 2025

Clump

When something is really awesome.

Bro 1: “Dude, you’re not gonna believe it, I had sex last night.”
Bro 2: “Oh hell yeah dude that’s clump!!”

by astridiot July 24, 2025

Cluminizing

Truth by ommison that gives the wrong impression to the reader while technically the truth
(Verb)

He was cluminizing when he said he helped clean the park only getting one leaf.

by TheDictionaryGuy January 3, 2026

Shit Clump

Snowball-like substance made of shit.

That guy just shit clumped me in the face!!!!

by Everybody here February 12, 2008