Bill Clinton 

Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel

*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*

Bill Clinton by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

Bill Clinton 

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

Bill Clinton by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Clint Clinton 

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

Clint Clinton by TyeTheGuy75 May 18, 2019

The Clinton Suicide 

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

The Clinton Suicide by Apprefo December 9, 2021

Bill Clinton 

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

Bill Clinton by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Reverse Clinton 

Bill Clinton said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A reverse Clinton, in all its simplicity, is the opposite of the quote - having sexual relations with that woman.

-I’ll tell you something - I’d love to pull off a reverse Clinton with her over there.

Reverse Clinton by Agger V October 26, 2022

Bill Clinton 

Nominated for Game Of The Year 2022

'I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton'

Bill Clinton by JokerMain666 December 19, 2022