nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

by Datheus March 14, 2003

Cracker

Female who wear skimpy clothes to show off her various cracks

B: Aha here comes Jenny
A: You mean here comes the Cracker
B: What?
A: Ohh. Her clothes show off her bust crack and butt crack rather amply. You know she's the Cracker.

by NonSen July 15, 2010

Christ on a cracker

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

by Jennni December 3, 2019

cracker

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.

"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Cracker

Pejorative term originally referring to only poor southern whites who "barely survived on eating crackers." Rich whites would call the poor whites "crackers."

Since, it has lost its original meaning the ruling whites intended for these serf-whites and now it is more commonly used by black people to offensively refer to any white person, regardless of social or economic standing.

Looks like those poor white people in the swamps and jungles of LA and MS won't EVER be able to "take the word back" so to speak.

Wealthy Southern Politician: We'll send in a wedge candidate to some of those dumb hick towns and split up the cracker- votes.

Southern Police Chief: We can let a small drug shipment get through and let the niggers and crackers kill each other for it.

Swamp Person: now we'll nevah be able tu "take back" du Cracka name.

by EasilySuede November 15, 2011

ball clicker

Once in a great while a mans sack will hang lower than normal. At this time when there hanging low, you can attempt this. First you take one testie in your hand drawing it back away from the other. Then letting it go to free fall towards the other testie. This principal is based on the ball clickers you see on desks of buiness people.

I tried the ball clicker on myself.

by zacherzach January 4, 2007

jesus christ on a cracker

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007