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Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Chrystalphobia

Is a woman who feeds of the souls of the happy people around them by causing stories and made up theories about the people around them causing apocalyptic drama that is needed for the beast to be able to suck the joy out of there souls
The creature has cause mass chrystalphobia in the community
by The Bills Horns April 1, 2023
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Chrysler Rock

Where da Pilamiables landed in da New Wold.
Da Native Americans disliked da Pilgrims 'cuz they didn't smile enough after landing at Plymouth Rock, and da Pilmerries were too casual and giggly to form a proper colony after landing at Dodge Rock, but da Pilamiables had just da right mix of "business and pleasure" in their personalities --- they landed at Chrysler Rock, established a great settlement, and got along just dandy wih everyone.
by QuacksO August 2, 2023
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Chrysler 300

Idiots called it the “poor man’s Rolls Royce” but I called it the “above average Toyota Camry”. It has a V8 (No Camrys have V8’s). It’s Luxurious, not a Camry, Not all poor people own 300s, and similar to a Camrys V6, the HEMI is a RELIABLE but not-fuel efficient engine
Stop dissing the Chrysler 300, it is an icon to the auto industry. And also you annoying buttholes, it is not a “pOoR mAnS rOlLs rOYcE” do you see poor people own a 300 SRT-8 SHEEESH. Go diss on the stupid first gen Lexus Is (IS300) that car is shit, slow and bland, so bland that granny’s drive them, and HEMI is a million time better than that stupid-ass 2JZ 💩
by EMD F59PHI July 15, 2024
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Christed

to be christed means to take the drug which make you dead and then to take the anti drug that Christ gives you in order to come back from the dead. The PURPLE. Fantastic! Dr. David Ammon Hillman
Jesus christed the ones who fell dead with the antidote called Purple.
by Melenkurion Abatha July 18, 2024
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Crysterbait

Crysterbaiting is a term used for crying and masterbaiting. mostly used in a border personality disorder way
person 1: “Im so sad and so horny”
person 2: “Just crysterbait thats what I do
by MonsterEnergyDaddyRobs January 6, 2024
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Crystex

Fat depressed fucking dickhead who should commit suicide
Stix: that guy is such a Crystex!

Mugsy: I know right
by Adrian pooey January 11, 2024
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