Chopper

This consists of two hanging ropes that hold a woman's ankles and is positioned over table. With a sexually aroused man lying on the table, a female secures her ankles to the ends of both ropes which leaves her doing the splits in mid air. The male then takes her legs and spins her until she is raised just high enough in the air to hover directly over the tip of his penis. When the female is released she will then spin down onto the man's penis, creating a most pleasurable feeling for both people.

I hope that Vicky will do the chopper with me tonight. The last girl I tried it with couldn't do the splits and she fell down over the side of the table, busting her face on the floor. I still nailed that ass though.

by fartwhisperer July 18, 2010

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Choppertunity

A situation in which one has the opportunity to chop. (to chop: flirt)

Greg: Damn, look and Jason tryna' chop on Channel!
John: Well, you know Jason, boy jumps at ANY choppertunity!

by ptoodaloo April 21, 2011

Chippy Blowout

Getting some chips (fries) and eating them (lots) really quickly.

I'm really hungry, i'm going to the chipshop for a chippy blowout.

by Eri Peri September 27, 2011

Chopper Stopper

n. A land-to-air based rocket useful for destroying enemy Hinds, Cobras, and Chopper Gunners effectively angering people that worked to get a high killstreak.

Announcer: "Enemy Hind inbound."
Player 1: "Aw shit, does anyone have a Chopper Stopper?"

by Verroxi June 21, 2011

Choppin' Veggies

When a man dick slaps the vagina repeatedly and then enters the vaginal passage in a quick forward thrusting motion.

Woman: Boy, I hope this movie doesn't completely suck.

Man: So what if it does? You know we will be Choppin' Veggies halfway through anyways.

by P-God August 6, 2011

choppington

choppington is a small shit hole in north east england, the population mainly consists of inbred mutants who feed off the spunk produced by bulls. Inbreeding is a big problem in this area and 4/5 kids have more than 4 limbs. No other creature lives witin 50 miles of choppington, mainly because of the smell, but also vicious rapings which happen often in the area.

'choppington' a real horrible place

by sam plank January 12, 2012