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love child

Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.
John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.
by kesuki September 25, 2005
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Child Please

A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.
-Chad, why didn't you run that route correctly?
-Man, Child Please!
by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009
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Child Please

This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.
Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?

Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.
by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009
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childbirth

The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.
When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom.
by The KGB September 14, 2003
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Middle Child Syndrome

an emotional scarring condition.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"

Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.

i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006
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Man-Child Syndrome

Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child
TA: He has man-child syndrome

TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child

Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010
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Child Arsonist

One who commits the act of Child Arson
by Farrell Gilmour March 12, 2009
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