burnt cheerio

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!

dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!

by the great american white ape January 15, 2009

Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

Lonely Cheerleader Syndrome

When a girl seems to hard to get and all the boys don't ask her out afraid of being shot down and thinking someone has already asked her and she has plans, but too many people think that way so no boy asks her out and she doesn't ever have plans. She is like the apple on top of the tree no one tries because they think everyone will try but in reality no one will if they all think like that.

Person 1:"Sophia doesn't have a date for prom yet?"
Person 2:"Not as many boys ask her out as you would think."
Person 1:"Oh now i get it! She totally has lonely cheerleader syndrome"

by Apple pi 3.14 October 10, 2012

not cheers

A prevalent term in some social groups withing Australia, and occasionally Britain. In simple terms, this phrase is said whenever something negative occurs.

Gambler - Just lost $50 because the Suns won. Not cheers!
Student - Had to go to school today regardless of my flu. Not cheers at all.
Commuter - Couldn't get myself a seat on the train this morning. Not cheers.

by SecretPhotographer March 30, 2013

COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.

You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.

by $lapaho March 3, 2021

The Cheerie

Truly a unique creature. Commonly found near a PC or Nintendo switch. Their diet consists of chicken nuggies and poutine. For a creature that claims to be funny, humanity has never witnessed a joke. The Cheerie and the Cheerie theory has been increasingly studied since the renaissance.

The Cheerie said "oh my godddd Carlooooo"

by Cheerie fanatic May 20, 2023

honey no nut cheerios

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020