cheers kev

Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.

Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.

Person 2: cheers kev.

by MyDogIsAWhore March 19, 2016

cheers kev

To be said after someone says a boring story

Person One: *boring story*
Person Two: Cheers Kev

by Barry345 March 13, 2016

Cheers Kev

A Sarcastic Reaction To Something Obvious Or Boring.

"Math Is Boring."
"Cheers Kev"

by Potteratthedisco March 30, 2016

Cheers Kev

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.

Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev

by Ledds27 March 20, 2016

cheers kev

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"

Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev

by Dirty dog nonce March 22, 2016

cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid March 24, 2016