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Jesse C. Carson High School

Dude there are a shit ton of furries at Jesse C. Carson High School!
we need to legalize furry gunting
by {[REDACTED]} November 22, 2019
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Fountain Fort Carson High School

Its very very crowded.
Fountain Fort Carson High School is like a can of anchovies.
by kbeansy January 7, 2010
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Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson
by Noob skin November 23, 2021
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Carsonned

When someone gets their career put in jeopardy by the group chat
"he just got carsonned by the group chat"
by Hurricanesfan123 February 24, 2023
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Carson

Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson
by Daffybugs April 22, 2024
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carson

carson is a fatty fat fatzo who loves dick and dirty dancing.
Person 1: Woah look at that daddy sigma over there!
Person 2: Holy balls that must be a carson.
Person 1: Omg how do you know?
Person 2: Well look at those fat rolls.
by pussy goblin November 16, 2023
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Carson

Carson is the most perfect person you could be around. He will never always be there for you no matter how you’re feeling. He’s the seggsiest hubbahubbahunkie you have ever seen. He’s won the best cuddles prize every time. Sometimes he’s a lil naughty tho hehe. He’s one of those rare “fall-in-love-at-first-sight” kinda guy
“Wow do you see that guy over there? He’s a total Carson.”
by Carson Smellie November 11, 2020
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