Calculating Finances

Fingering assholes.

The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances.
Unfortunately, he broke his calculator.

The child was Calculating Finances too hard.

by The-Mountain December 5, 2012

Calco-Mania

From Spanish: Calcomania, meaning sticker. Calco Mania is the disappointment that comes from finding out something is not a Sticker.

It was a grim moment of Calco-Mania when I realized the grinning pirate skull was not going to peel off.

by Galvamel December 26, 2016

doing calculus

This can include having cyber, phone, or any other type of sex you can think of while neglecting to do your real homework with your parents in the same household.

Can also be used when a nerd if jerking off, stroking the sea bass, or beating his meat.

I was doing calculus all night long last night, now I can't sit down!

by Bevo February 14, 2005

17 calculator

17 calculators as one (singular)

I has a 17 calculator

by Shaqita June 13, 2007

calculator

Yuto

Yuto is a calculator

by JOKa August 21, 2003

Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work

Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator

by panda cornflakes January 10, 2011

calculators

Calculators - The code word for weed
Smoking Weed - Math Equations
Stoned - Watsoned
Chonger - TI-83

Yo Drew and Tyler where are the Calcs, we need some to watch half baked.

by ex seed May 5, 2005