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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.
-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.
by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021
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cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch
person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes
by cooch nutes May 6, 2021
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Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you
You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy
by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012
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Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012
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butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!
come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!
by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012
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cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
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