Global Occult Coalition

Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips

SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

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Global Occult Coalition

The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.

"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."

by Help I have lost my pp November 1, 2019

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coalpromised

A person or thing's reputation corrupted by their association with the coal industry. A sellout.

The Senator is coalpromised by her stance on renewables.

The desalinsation plant's energy strategy is utterly coalpromised.

by Peter B June 19, 2008

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Coalby

A smart, handsome, annoying boy who doesn't think before he speaks. Coalby is really shy around his crush, and doesn't know how to make a move. Has an amazing voice and has an ear for music.

Omg he is such a coalby!

by anonymous February 4, 2018

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Pizza Coalition

When two or more typically drunken individuals collaborate economically to acquire pizza in greater quantity or quality than any individual could afford alone.

Damn it, Kenneth, you lightweight sack of shit! You can't fall asleep now - a pizza coalition is forming!

by Wiles Knafe March 13, 2011

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