bollock

Britian's way of saying fuck.

*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"

by JEP August 30, 2007

Bollocks

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break

"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull

hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.

by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006

bollocks-breath

somebody whos breath smells like bollocks and if its a man hes likely to me homosexual if its your nan, then well... she got some serious issues! ALSO U SHOULD BE SCARED!!!

Guy: Dude, your Nan has issues
Girl: What do you mean?
Guy: Well when I was snogging her last night her breath tasted of your dads bollocks.

Girl: Woah, wtf?!
Guy: Yeah, she has serious bollocks-breath

by Crabbagers November 3, 2011

wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination

Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006

Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003