tom bradying

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

by olered February 27, 2017

Tactical breeding

When you breed with someone for there genes so your child can be better than you. Or when you fuck your relatives to be your own grandpa.

Guy 1:hey do you like lily?
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok

Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding

Guy 2: sick!

by The_trickster_ November 2, 2020

Breeding Frenzy

what happens when a single, heterosexual male is hired into a mostly female office.

We just found out the new guy is straight and all the ladies are in a breeding frenzy.

by DragonFlightyGirl August 3, 2008

Bradding

-A verb
-The action of always having beautiful women sleeping in your bed, without intercourse.

My room mate has been bradding since we got here.

by The other room mate June 12, 2016

breading

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.

Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.

by Orenzyie February 8, 2018

"Breaking the law"

When a dude, or chick in some cases, walks around the house wearing a shirt but nude otherwise fully exposing the genitals. Seen in many movies, but nonetheless totally unnecessary.

I was "breaking the law" last night looking for my boxers

by Muk Wang October 29, 2006

you're breaking my heart

from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two.

"Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart"

by ryankirkpatrick August 7, 2006