Bokes

Adjective. Used to describe something that is extremely hilarious. It is believed the origins of this word lay in Croydon. According to folk tales from the time, one man comibined the words bare and jokes to create bokes. Essentially meaning bare jokes.

"haha that is bokes, bruv"
"that hat you are wearing is well bokes"

by Keano December 28, 2005

JUMP MY BONES

when I haven't seen Peter for a month, I want him to come on over and fuck me really hard.

ddaaammmnnn.... he looks so hot in those tight ass pants, I just want him to jump my BONES!!

by iloveindians June 28, 2004

bones

A term used by the mafia during a new recruits as initiation where they have to kill a person to prove they are tough enough to be in the group

You have to "Make Your Bones" to join to Mafia

by 1234idontlikeyou July 11, 2005

Bones

cool; awesome; cool to the core

Man, that movie was so bones! I want to see it again" or "Did you see those new shoes? Those are bones

by B-Rizzle Dizzle November 19, 2010

Dry Bones

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011

Drop Your Bones

(verb) To die or, more specifically, to be killed.

"Your" can be substituted with any pronoun, depending on the context. See examples below.

An Army Officer addressing his men before battle: Men, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. Jerry has got at least a dozen machineguns up on that hill. But the word's come down from the top brass; we're to take that position at all costs. Be careful, watch each other's backs, and don't drop your bones.

A Cuckold to his friend upon seeing the man who fucked his wife: I'm gonna go drop his bones.

The Cuckold's friend in response to the Cuckold's threats: Don't start anything man. I'm not trying to drop my bones.

by BoneDropper April 16, 2014

Chill the bones

Relax. Don't get so worked up. Chill out.

Hey man, chill the bones!

by Meester May 10, 2015