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booze patrol

An annoying person who likes to keep track of how many drinks a person consumes in a night for the sheer pleasure of talking shit the next day, to cover up their own alcoholism and or slutty behavior.
Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."

Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
by momo4 February 10, 2010
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Booze Snuggie

When you've consumed enough alcohol that you can walk down the street in the middle of winter without the need of a jacket
I don't need a Jacket, I'm wearing my Booze Snuggie tonight
by Flyalla September 6, 2010
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Boofed out anus

A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.
Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!
by suckiteasy August 8, 2014
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booze bag

A drunk or alcoholic. Turn often used by Massholes/Bostonians.
I met this chick she's super hot but I was kind of scared of her father. He was shit faced a wicked booze bag.
by hgielak September 25, 2014
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Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.
When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.
by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018
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part time boozers

people that only go out to bars and night clubs on a few big occasions such as New Years Eve. They can't handle their alcohol, clog up the bars, and their numbers involve increases in price of drink and entry charges.
part time boozers like to go out on the big nights such as new years paddy's day or a event such as the annual ball. typically in student circles they will only be seen in a social event after the exams
by davidray April 28, 2006
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nor cal boozetrooperz

a association of friends in northern cali who can fuckin booze it up and can party all day/night.. and drink anybody under the table very dominate in drinkin games (beer pong,flip cup,beer chuggin...ect).est in 2010.there alcohol of choice is jager.
man those nor cal Boozetrooperz whooped are asses in flip cup
by the first boozetrooper May 26, 2011
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