country blumpkin 

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

country blumpkin by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

berry blumpkin 

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.

Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.

berry blumpkin by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013

French Blumpkin 

The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.

Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.

French Blumpkin by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011

cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

cuntry blumpkin by shank6 December 7, 2009

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower

Sexual act requiring 4 people. Person 1 sits backwards on the toilet while defecating and gives a blowjob to person 2, who is defecating in the tank of the toilet. Person 1 also gives hand jobs to persons 3 and 4, who are standing on either side of the toilet. Person 2, 3, and 4 high five above person 1's head.

The combination of the double blumpkin supreme, the upper decker, the pterodactyl, and the eiffel tower

Tom: Dude, I saw the nastiest thing, this chick was doing the "double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower" at that party on Saturday night.
Ted: Wow she must be a freak!
Tom: Yeah, I almost puked!

double blumpkin upper decker dactyl tower by noey November 29, 2013

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin 

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin by Reedski March 27, 2015

Dumpster Blumpkin 

Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.

I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.

Dumpster Blumpkin by The Stoolwhipper June 15, 2010