Male is taking an upper decker and the female is sitting reversed on the regular toilet seat taking a shit and giving the guy head.
We really fucked up the toilet at Kieth's house when Sharliene and I did a double blumpkin, Shaeliene is such a dirty girl.
by Thorbeast March 25, 2022
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Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
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Get the Country Blumpkin mug.The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.
I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.
by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Pumpkin mug.The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.
"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."
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