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blockormore disease

A less popular form of butter face. It's a girl who you thought looked really could from a distance, but when you got up on her she looked more like a grizzly bear with tits.
"she looks good from a block or more away"

guy 1: "dude, check out that girl!"
guy 2: "hell yea. lets go talk to her"
*walks up close*
guys 1 & 2: "OMG blockormore! run!"
by Bo November 28, 2003
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fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!
by jjt3hii August 29, 2010
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flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.
by hjscott November 15, 2010
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Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"
by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011
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book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
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Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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bockery

To be un-truthful, to lie
You dont have my hotmail, thats BOCKERY!!

Youre being stupid, I cant take anymore of your bockerness
by Icicless November 16, 2010
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