Skip to main content

it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.
DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."
by Doug Sims May 1, 2008
mugGet the it's melee, bitches mug.

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!
Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!
by hyoung23 February 27, 2011
mugGet the Bitches Before Hitches mug.
Related Words

Bush's Bitches

Nickname for the Texas Rangers, a baseball team once owned by President George W. Bush. He continues to play a part in the organization by fixing games and secretly getting drunk with Josh Hamilton.
Q: "How the hell did they make it to the World Series?!?"

A: "Bush's Bitches? Bush plotted the Angel's demise, just like he did 9/11"
by BeatGirl October 30, 2010
mugGet the Bush's Bitches mug.

bitches and gentlemen

Rude for "ladies and gentlemen!". Used in Eminem's BUSINESS.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
mugGet the bitches and gentlemen mug.

bitches

Originally used to describe women;
now a days literally can be said to any1 ..anytime ..anyplace for any reason
"wutup bitches!"
"u guys r bitches!"
"bitches!"
by kings daugher January 8, 2005
mugGet the bitches mug.

Bitches Law of Cinema

The idea that any movie would be a lot better if at random times during the movie that a random person would run up and out of no where scream out "BITCHES!" in a high pitched voice.
"Say Hello to my lil friend!!"
random guy "BITCHES!"

-Bitches Law of Cinema
by XanderALX March 8, 2009
mugGet the Bitches Law of Cinema mug.

bitchead

One who constantly bitches. Also a general insult for a less than desirable individual.
#1. All I ever hear from that bitch is constant bitching, she is such a bitchead.

#2. SHUT UP, BITCHEAD!
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
mugGet the bitchead mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email