battiman

One who is homosexual, usually a Jamaican way of stating it.

Killa: yo is that guy gay?
Kam: yeah hes a battiman

by dj wit a gat September 8, 2006

Love Battery

a Seattle grunge band formed in 1989 by Ron Nine that not many people know about

they mixed psychedelic guitar riffs with the 90's Seattle sound

they're really good

If you like grunge music, you should check out Love Battery

by kimboslice1337 April 3, 2009

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

Batt

Another word for (joint, spliff, marijuana cigerette, "Shteek")
origins:
Derived from the Italian card suit "Bastone" meaning bat or club. Started in Lasalle, Montreal Canada

"lets smoke a nice batt"

"this guy smokes batts"

by V. Batts August 6, 2012

hannah bhatti

A girl that is fierce and sexy. Get into a argument with her and it will be like ww3!

Damn that girl is a real Hannah Bhatti

by The trustable April 22, 2017

Shaft Battle

When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.

Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.

by johnshard00 September 27, 2009

Poo Battle

The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.

It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.

Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"

Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>

by Daisyville June 15, 2009