blumpkinoscopy

Is when a man over the age of 30 gets a colonoscopy and recieves a blow job during the process.

Man : I'm here for my blumpkinoscopy.

Nurse: Ok sir please step up to the table and turn to the side.

Man: Wow this blumpkinoscopy is not near as bad as it thought it would be.

by Timmmmeh May 12, 2010

blumpkiss

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

country blumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

by Duderer July 29, 2008

JB Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.

I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.

by Don Keibols April 14, 2009

hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

Pilgrim Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.

I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!

by wandat March 3, 2011