I'm Batman

I'm Batman

I'm Batman

by a name that is totally not tok December 3, 2020

The Batman

A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.

Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"

by delahunty1000 January 25, 2016

batman bang

The batman bang is a very intense sexual eploration like none other it is when a man is fucking a chick he pulls out sprays black paint on her vagina he then gets on his knees and slams his forhead into the the womans vagina several times leaving an inprint on the mans forhead looking almost identical to the batman sign the woman then licks it off his forhead leaving her mouth black resembling the batcave he then sticks his still erectile penis into the dark hole. the man then jizzes all over her face making her look like the joker. Bat man and the joker must go into battle so the man cock slaps the joker several times untill either his penis breaks or the jokers neck.

I was so pissed off at clarice last night i told her its time to do the batman bang. She won so im going to the doctors today to get my penis fixed. THAT BITCH!!

by frain44 March 19, 2008

batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

by uncle sam October 18, 2006

Batman

adj.
1. having the qualities of batman
2. awesomeness

as used by Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick (The Venture Brothers)

Doc thinks Jackson is SO batman.

The 70 year old on youtube, who beat up a thug on the bus, was totally batman.

by Ellory Adelleigh February 18, 2010

Batman

A rich man name Bruce Wayne who has become a dark vigilante bent on destroying all evil due to his gruesome past. He has lots of money to help and plenty of training to allow him to possess the skills to fight crime and escape from pretty much any trap.

Batman is a rich man who's parents were killed when he was a child. Now he is a rich man with lots of money to help him in his quest for vengeance.

by Blnd_Man December 8, 2009

batmanipulate

To manage or influence skillfully, esp. in an unfair manner.

Bruce was a nice guy, but he would often batmanipulate me into doing what he wanted.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007