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pussy bastard 

An adjective, zayn malik uses for the mfs who dare to fuck with him. A side effect : It makes people horny when zayn says it.
"who the fuck said anything to you, you pussy bastard!"

incestuous bastard 

The result of incest.
Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.
incestuous bastard by bummed out October 29, 2009

rich bastard 

Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.
Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."
rich bastard by Jay007 March 25, 2008

flash bastard 

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.
Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.
flash bastard by Keenath July 1, 2008

Action Bastard 

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.
Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.
Action Bastard by flclimax1 September 7, 2007

ambidextrous bastard 

Someone who can wank with both hands
ambidextrous bastard by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010