Baseball Bat Treatment

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.

Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!

by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

Crying baseball player

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.

The crying baseball player felt as out of place as the smiling runner.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

by CBarton May 11, 2006

dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008

older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008