bacon wings

a play on words with the term "pigs might fly"

this suggests that the character in question is full of shit. pigs dont have wings therefore no such bacon exists.

ed "my girlfriend is coming tonight"

matt "you tried those new bacon wings?"

bacon wings by lord smurph August 24, 2008

Bacon Hair 

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."

HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!

Bacon Hair by h2008 June 12, 2018

Bacon Chaser 

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'

e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser

Bacon Chaser by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008

Bacon' wake 

pronounced bake N' wake.

similar to wake N' bake.

but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon.

As i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon' wake.

Bacon' wake by phor twunny August 14, 2009

Bacon Blues 

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

Bacon Blues by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

Bacon slicer

the term refering to the ashtray in party cirlces, commonly in belfast

pass me the bacon slicer mate

Bacon slicer by scullymkts November 26, 2010

Bacon Smile 

After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.

John: I heard you got post-sex head last night, right on!
Adam: No, i just gave her a bacon smile.

Bacon Smile by Goodlum December 6, 2010