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Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
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Boyfriend-In-Law

You're (biological or unbiological) sister's boyfriend.
Meghan's unbiological sister is Tori. Tori is dating Patrick. Patrick is Meghan's boyfriend-in-law.
by MeghanMurder May 17, 2010
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Temporary Boyfriend

boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool

One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would.

A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool.

A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One:

Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night?
Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him.
Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him.
Diana: Word.

Example Two:
Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
by DirtyDi November 19, 2004
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Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend
Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.
by IBK90 December 4, 2019
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boyfriend asmr

A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.

The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.

The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.

Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.

It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.

It is basically audio porn.
I found this guy that boyfriend asmr on YouTube.
by Laura Some Number October 14, 2022
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boyfriend veto

When for once, the boyfriend gets the final say on a subject matter, as opposed to the girl getting whatever she wants.
Hey Suzy, I am going to have to boyfriend veto that idea, it's a bad one.
by iamschoices June 26, 2010
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toxic boyfriend

A boy who fights with you all the time and spreads rumors about you while your dating.
“Dude, Ryan on Quotev.com is such a toxic boyfriend. Did you hear what he did to his ex?”
by pesticides November 11, 2018
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