History of autism

The history of autism is an ancient group of students which were active somewhat 6,000 years ago. The group had once sexy Arab and a stupid Russian. Mixed with stubborn and unique Germans the group was created. They had a midget and they never used names the group was and is well knows for writing their 10,000 page book about all the jokes they came up with during lunch time. The book was never found however there have been sightings of its remains in schools all over the world history of autism can now be used as a reference of jokes

Yo that’s hilarious was that some history of autism ?
Yooo that’s some history of autism level shit
Okay that was funny but it wasn’t really history of autism level

That’s some history of autism type of crap

by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018

So retarded its autism

Ramey Unit School, Class of 2024 (8th Grade)

Our Class is so retarded its Autism

by Ourclassissoretardeditsautisti September 26, 2019

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.

Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism

by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023

Third Gear Autism

When you come up with an idea and get fixated on it immediately.

"Dude I just hit third gear autism."

by sodawoda August 20, 2023

Tolkien-level autism

A term used to refer to situations where someone creates something such as a made-up language or universe so elaborate that it is akin to the likes of JRR Tolkien's work.

Person 1: I just created my own fictional world and created an entire fake language and alphabet!
Person 2: Dude. You've achieved Tolkien-level autism.

by tomothy17 July 15, 2024

Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.

Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."

by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023