SIR Thomas asman

A 16 year old man with a mustache who wanders the woods in search of hidden planets and thinks he's been to alsaka in -100 degree weather also they think that freezing temperature starts at 30 degrees what a joke. They also smell like peanut butter, they endulge in many activities including games on the computer like tetris, light bike , and conquering the underworld with with his sword of 1000 truths which penatrate the wombs of a 1000 souls.

A SIR Thomas asman is like a pet dog, a litter of mice, oh so freshly killed roadkill like ground squirrel that live nativly to Idaho. they are also closly related to the common class retart who doesnt enjoy mustard on their sandwitches

by some purple panda May 25, 2010

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asscandy

the wonderful wonderment of a great ever loving scent of sweet putan jus mixed with ass flow like you will snort off of a gorgeous pair of cunt wrappers also known as panties

sniff sniff sniff Snuffy Sniff asscandy, out and in the ever loving tongue of extscy

by Lonny Joe Black December 16, 2007

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assanized

it meens to be a tararest panda

Stuart was being an assanized bastered today

by mikey boy January 15, 2006

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AssMaster

A Tactical Ops GOD! His skills are unparalleled in all of the gamning realm. AssMaster can frag opponents just by entering a room without even firing his MP5.

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Best Fragger was FATE-AssMaster 1047 Damage

by Assmasta February 24, 2004

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