Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

Akram

The gayest nigga you'll ever lay your eyes on. When you meet him and he greets you, it can only mean one thing.

"Akram look at this delicious cake"
Akram' reaction to that information:

by fatbithaed September 23, 2023

Auromir

It is a word used to refer to the best combo of people Auronee and Samir, this duo is unparalleled and their bond is unbreakable and as such the word is used to present synonymous relationships

Person: "you think those two will ever stop talking to each other?"
Other person: "Nah bruh, they got that Auromir energy"

by blueballednick November 21, 2023

aromanoia

Another person in the vicinity smells so bad their smell gaslights you into sniffing yourself, casting doubt as to whether or not you actually showered.

That dude smells so bad he gives me aromanoia

by mrlovemaker April 23, 2024

Aromat-mayo

-a person that is as bland as fuck

-seriously no personality at all

-synonym to npc

„Sie isch zwar cute aber so richtig aromat-Mayo personality“

by Al3saaaa June 6, 2024

Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole

To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!

by Smitty870 February 15, 2024

Akron Syndrome

When people watch TV or listen to radio from a different city than what they live in instead of what they have locally available to them.

Person 1: Over at my cousin's house in Ann Arbor, Michigan they watched Detroit TV the whole time, and they also had Detroit radio playing in the car.

Person 2: Sounds like the Ann Arbor broadcasters deal with Akron Syndrome.

by Marc1178 February 29, 2024