Akron-itis 

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

Akron-itis by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

Adronitis 

n. frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone—spending the first few weeks chatting in their psychological entryway, with each subsequent conversation like entering a different anteroom, each a little closer to the center of the house—wishing instead that you could start there and work your way out, exchanging your deepest secrets first, before easing into casualness, until you’ve built up enough mystery over the years to ask them where they’re from, and what they do for a living.

You: I'm so frustrated with how long it takes to get to know someone

Me: So, you're adronitis with people?

You: ...Yes?

Adronitis by yepydo April 10, 2013

agronitis

a weiner bent on a 90 degree angle at birth and is like that forever

i used my agronitis to do my math homework

agronitis by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

aaronitis 

The effects of being loved by a great guy named Aaron.

And I didn't know there was such a thing but I think I'm suffering from Aaronitis

aaronitis by Katybadass August 21, 2016