absolute shit

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.

Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

by PhoenixGamer34 July 19, 2021

absolute bozoism

someone or something that is being idiotic or upsetting completely to a annoying level

“hey did you hear they canceled the play”
“thats absolute bozoism”

by diamondbrb May 9, 2022

absofuckinglutley

When something is so beyond true that it is ludicrous to think anything else.

Woman: "Am I still Bangable"?
Man: "absofuckinglutley"

by Dudemanpp July 16, 2016

Absolute UNIT

RAATHEYAN

"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT

by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018

absolute birthday

when something is just so amazingly hooby groovy

you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'

by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008

absolute love

the most love you can possibly have for someone or something
committing all of your love to a person or thing
loving them more or the most you can

1."He loves her, but she has absolute love for him."
2."She loves him more, she has absolute love for him."

sage ivan babygirl love

by orlando924 November 9, 2016

AbsoFab

(ab-so-fab)
adj.,n.,v.

1. a combination of the words: "Absolutely" and "Fabulous"

2. a queer who boasts about his gayness

3. a flawless movement

1) "Hey Wendy that buttocks of your's is quite AbsoFab. Would you like to bend over?"

2) "Shit cuz, imma fin to take this absofab nigga out straight up. fuck this liSp shit main."

3) "Fuck my shorts! Michael Jordan just absofabbed that dunk in the 1985 S.D.C!"

by ChuuCh November 5, 2005