Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
Friend 2: What? How does that even work?
Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!
Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head
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A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
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Get the Mamabear asshole mug.Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.
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Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
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Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.
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