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a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.
albert by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011
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Flying Albertros 

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies
dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth
Flying Albertros by ;) August 2, 2004
the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.
Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.
alberta by i hate alberta March 30, 2008
A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.
I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!
Alberta by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019
Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.
Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.
Alberta by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017
albert is a whore. he is being a bitch.
omg he’s such an albert
Albert by turtle dancer 3784 December 17, 2019