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Adulting

A term only spoken by retarded mouthbreathers over the age of 18.

- used when doing mundane tasks such as filing taxes, going to work, daily chores, etc.

- used when partying as an adult, but actually acting like a child.
As Brittany drives on the highway to work, she pulls out her phone to take a shit stream of selfies. She must let all of her social media "friends" know that she is #Adulting.

Amber is 36 and slammed jagerbombs all night with her unwed lonely middle aged girlfriends. "Look at how bad we are. We're such a grown-ups #Adulting"
by Jekyll Lal February 24, 2017
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adultster

When a youngster evolves into a grown man therefore becoming an adult giving them more power and freedom than a youngster
Dobbs: Yo i love being an adultster it’s the best you get to do so many things!
Vinny: yeah I know right but I do kind of miss being a youngster.
by Peter_the best May 28, 2019
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Adulese

Direct Translation from Dragonic: Serpent.

N. 1) The Serpent; King of Snakes; Dragon Ruler. 2) The online alis of Da Whoopster, Joey Glaser.
Adulese pwns all.

Look at that adulese, flying like a snake through the burning sky.
by Joey Glaser October 17, 2008
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Adultaphilian

Someone who is dating someone who is an adult and they are a teen and knows that their BF/GF is cheating on them but refuses to leave them.

These people usually don't know what they have had until its gone. and when its finally realized they are dating either the dick of the nation or the whore of the generation.
Kyle: Hey did you hear that lizzy is dating that asshole Dakota again?

Mark: Dude really?!?! AGAIN!?!?!

Kyle:yeah and the worst part is hes dating like 5 girls at once and she knows and just ignores it!?!?

Mark: She needs to get help shes becoming a total adultaphilian.
by Vrictusxan7642 May 23, 2011
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Adultrenabler

A single male who engages in an affair with a female who has a significant other. Root Words ( adulteress, enabler) Language of origin : English. See also: Adulternabler (single female, adulterer male).
After meeting both my friend's girlfriend and her fiance, I would have to agree that he is an adultrenabler.
by Slausonizer June 6, 2013
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adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
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adultarian

a person who does not eat meat from a young animal ei: lamb or veal.
"I won't order the veal because I'm an adultarian."
by al189 March 9, 2014
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