freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018

Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

Eskimo goggles

Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.

Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!

by TobuscusSpeedRun May 7, 2020

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.

Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?

by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020

weeb goggles

Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).

Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.

by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020

Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)

Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.

by Aristondemos October 30, 2020

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020