Man Chair

A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.

What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!

by soccer all November 25, 2016

peterpan man

A man that's stuck in never never land that won't grow up

Peterpan man you won't grow up

by Smoove71 December 21, 2016

man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.

by catlady70 March 27, 2016

Pac-man

When you bust in a girl's mouth, but she can't swallow, so she makes the Pac-man sound.

Guy 1: Yo I made my girl Pac-man last night!
Guy 2: what's a Pac-man?
Guy 1: I nutted in her mouth and she didn't swallow, and that bitch was like "waka,waka,waka,waka,waka,waka"

by DEAD END63 March 30, 2016

smelly man

It is a smelly man.

The smelly man robbed a bank

by DinDinDenisDailyDinDin July 10, 2017

Taco man

A man covered in tacos

I need a taco man

by Eric davenport October 12, 2018

Bungle man

A person that loves Sherlock, books, scouting, outdoors, photography, and has crazy bucket lists. Apparently he hates math and participates in all of no nut November

Peter is such a bungle man

by No nut November society December 16, 2018