Man Rank 

When a man establishes supreme dominance in a situation where at least one woman cannot agree with the man or another person in the conversation.

woman: "do you want to go to the mall or do you want to go mini golfing?

woman 2: "I don't want to go to either, how about we go to the pool?

Man: Will both of you guys shut up! I'm establishing MAN RANK, we're staying home tonight. Y'all need to quit bitching.

Man Rank by dadudes December 3, 2011

Man-Snob 

Lauren Woodgate is a total man-snob - you ordinary guys are just losers to her dont even look in her direction otherwise you will deeply offend her and she has a license to kill at will

heey girl dont be such a man-snob, i'm a good person on the inside

Man-Snob by ahnomoly June 16, 2011

man lines

tan lines on a man.

After being in the sun all day, I took off my sandals and noticed I had man lines on my feet.

man lines by brandipeaches August 15, 2011

Man-udder 

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.

My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.

Man-udder by elmacko December 20, 2012

man foot in mouth disease

When a dude says something stupid.

Dude said some really stupid stuff to her- has a case of man foot in mouth disease.

man foot in mouth disease by Jammer2014 January 28, 2014

Man crack 

Man's anus

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?

Man crack by Goodchild May 20, 2015

Man of the Fucking Hour 

The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.

John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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Man of the Fucking Hour by speakyspeaky March 27, 2016