crack-head 

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.

oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.

crack-head by connie ronnie July 8, 2019

juju head haven 

where one goes to meet the acid dealer

Milos: “Bro the acid dude made us drive far out.”
Ev: Yeah bro we in Juju Head Haven

juju head haven by LilMilos August 30, 2019

Oval head 

A oval head is a person that's head is the shape of a oval the common known shape.

Me: omg Sarah is such an oval head
Friend: she just got to school

Oval head by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.

“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”

seasonal head by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019

Cutie Head

The cutest person in the whole wide world!

Gabby is my cutie head.

Cutie Head by OSSM15 October 30, 2019

Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive

Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.

Turtle Head by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

Eight Head 

A human who has an abnormally sized forehead

Damn jimmy, that's a massive eight head

Eight Head by william._.phillips November 11, 2019