Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.

1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.

by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011

Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.

(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"

by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024

Piss

A great laugh. The kind that makes you hurt and cry typically.

Yo I heard Marcus accidentally hooked up with a dude last night!

Haha that's piss!

by TheWhackMC January 6, 2022

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022