crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.

Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!

by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016

strawburry cheese cake

When you Cum under a girls nose then punch her in the nose when the Cum and blood mixes it makes a strawburry cheese cake

This girl go two big strawburry cheese cakes last night

by Maximise November 24, 2016

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 8, 2017