Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.

man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls

by mister moosecock February 14, 2012

nut run

1.A person who is useless
2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.

Damn it is so hot I already experienced nut run.

by Eli March 4, 2004

gunk nut

Jack or some other person from the Isle of Wight

He was a right proper gunk nut

by Gary Garyhead March 10, 2003

nut slip

noun: when ur trying to stick ur nuts inside a girls pink taco and u have one in and u go to stick the other in and the other comes out then u have a nut slip.

jovany was trying to put his nuts in maxines vagina and he had a nut slip...poor dude

by god speed April 26, 2011

catch-a-nut

To catch-a-nut simply means to hook up with a girl or to have sexual intercourse with a bitch. Girls cannot catch nuts, only guys.

John: Im tryn to catch-a-nut tonight.

by tigers blood April 26, 2011

butt nut

stupid, retarted, mean

Your a fat ugly butt nut person!!!!!

by goat face April 19, 2007

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022