by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023

Park Jimin is the most best person ever to exist. He’s a king along with all my other biases which are men including Namjoon,Yoongi,Beomgyu,Jisung,Hyunjin and furthermore. Everyone loves him and if you don’t what did he do wrong? He’s so nice he hasn’t done anything wrong but is sus
“You’re sooo Jimin”
“Awww thanks”
Or
“You’re so Park Jimin~”
“TYSM but I’m not as nice and sus as him~ㅋㅋ”
“Awww thanks”
Or
“You’re so Park Jimin~”
“TYSM but I’m not as nice and sus as him~ㅋㅋ”
by anonymous February 28, 2023

by jacob444444 October 6, 2021

A town full of rich white boys who talk shit and think they are hard. Park Ridge HS starts in seventh grade. Everyone starts smoking and doing illegal shit when they are younger than anyone in any other normal town.
Person 1, “Dude did you hear what happened in Park Ridge NJ?”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
Person 2, “Nah man what happened,”
Person 1, “A massive group of little white kids broken into Burger King and smoked all the patties.”
Person 2, “What the fuck is wrong with Park Ridge!”
by girthchickenpotato November 17, 2021
