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SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."
Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.
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When yourself and a friend are engaging in homosexual interaction, saying "on bro" will counteract any presence of homosexuality. Can be easily be compared to "No Homo"
"On bro give me that dick"
"To be honest I'm trying to fuck and that's on bro"
On bro by MWSkate420 January 24, 2019
As bro'd means "dumbed-down", De-bro'd is naturally the opposite. For those of you whose minds were just bro'ed by that, it means to no longer be in a state of bro'd.
"Thank you so much for finally saying something that de-bro'd my mind."
De-bro'd by Roastito July 25, 2007

ho-bro mance 

When a girl and boy are close friends. Men bromance, and women ho-mance, now for the two sexes, a ho-bro mance
Johnny and Alicia have been friends for years. They have a ho-bro mance.
ho-bro mance by mpan2dc December 23, 2009

Avant-bro 

An individual who studies how to be 'next-level' for the purpose of being popular as opposed to ACCIDENTALLY struggling with solutions to make everything better for self and all that acknowledges self.

An avant-bro might also prefer to watch television/internet, do expensive drugs, drink, play drinking games, listen to brostep, talk about girls that are only interested in repeating information & their own bodies, shit talking/making fun of people as opposed to getting into some creative activity that no one's ever understood before.
"I paid $xx,xxx.xxx for my imagination so I could be an avant-bro, spend my parents money and not have any interests outside of socializing."
Avant-bro by 185668232 July 9, 2012

Side bro 

The male equivalent of a side hoe.

A guy you're going to pound town with on the side that your boyfriend doesn't know about.
Ugh I'm so sad that my boyfriend is out of town...time to call my side bro and get that D
Side bro by Trapbabe123 July 11, 2017