water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry

Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle

by anonymous February 21, 2025

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Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.

Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night

by Scurlage March 9, 2025

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water bottle

something henry forgets

-"Babe do you have a water bottle"

-"Of courser you forgot it henry"

by july 4th tree March 13, 2025

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While a couple is in the act of anal intercourse, in doggy-style position, and the female happens to be on her period, the male gives her a reach around and lights the dangling tampon string on fire, causing the female to shoot far across the room like a bottle rocket.

“My girlfriend nearly broke her neck, smashing her face into the headboard, after I gave her a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

“I literally lit my girl’s ass up once she received a Carolina Bottle Rocket.”

“Girlfriend, If you thought unannounced anal was tough to endure, imagine my shock when my husband gave me a Carolina Bottle Rocket!”

by Rude Earle and Derp April 30, 2025

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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

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