Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

douche

A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.

The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.

by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017

Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

by bmorr May 3, 2019

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011