Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG May 28, 2012

Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

Sound Douche

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.

I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.

by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014

Scholarly gentle-douche

A guy who appears to be a gentleman and a scholar, but is really a douchebag.

Girl 1: "So I was talking to this guy who seemed alright, but then just turned into a douchebag."
Boy 1: "Sounds like that guy was a scholarly gentle-douche."

by Sokolebowski November 7, 2011

douche

A derogatory term used by millennials to refer to those more successful than themselves.

That dude in the Porsche is such a douche. And get a load of that skank with him!

by thepainfultruth August 27, 2015

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009