Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Parked

Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.

Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked

by Itsmemiranda13 March 15, 2024

Parked

Boring

Oh my gosh, it's not even lunch yet? The day's so parked

by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)

“This class is so parked”

by Backplant March 17, 2024