Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Sex List

A list that a whore uses to remember who she had sex with

Joe: Did u see that pitsch was on danica’s sex list

Alex: No way bro

by ethanpitsch October 8, 2019

baptist sex

Anal and Oral Sex. Because Baptists take a vow of chastity before marriage, which only means vaginal penetration.

Dude. I heard you went out with the Minister's daughter who had a chasity ring. How was It?
Man, we did Baptist sex all night and she could not walk straight the next day

by Heathen Boy May 19, 2018

Dinosaur sex

Having sex that is extremely loud with screaming, as if dinosaurs are roaring or fighting

A: Did you hear jill have dinosaur sex last night across the hallway?
B: Is that what that sound was? I thought there was an earthquake!

by mmdestroyer May 19, 2018

Friendzone Sex

When you are ex's and become friends again, but kinda still have feelings. So you fuck a lot in a day or 2, to get it out of your system.

Ian and Cadey became friends after breaking up and had a 24 hour sex window or Friendzone sex. So they could be friends and not make it awkward.

by AlexNMarcie January 8, 2018

Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017