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parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
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Verti-park

An apartment building for those who aren't quite ready to graduate to a trailer.
The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
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Parking Lurk

When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
by C-Merx February 4, 2010
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PARK IS 8E

IS SO SHIT
EWWWWWWWWW IM IN PARK IS 8E
by Bbalbkabka May 31, 2023
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Cambridge Park Tasmania

A huge, steaming shit on the side of the highway, en route to Hobart Int. Airport.
"Oh, look. We're passing that huge, steaming shit on the way to Hobart Int. Airport."
"Isn't that Cambridge Park Tasmania?"
"That's the one, kiddo."
by Rousette December 29, 2011
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He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019
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Holmdel Park

A lovely park located in lovely New Jersey in lovely Holmdel. Close to my favorite place, lovely holmdel highschool.

At this park you'll find;

-A huge ass hill called the bowl

-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)

-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,

-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
Man 1: "Wow, I remember when I use to ride my bike in Holmdel park 40 years ago, up and down the bowl. Ah yeah, those were the good old days."
by Mahpoatoe October 8, 2018
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